The End of Digital Rudeness: Introducing the P-SOAP Politeness Protocol (RFC 9420)

In an era of high-speed automation and cold, transactional logic, we have forgotten the basic tenets of civility. Every day, trillions of SOAP requests are fired across the internet—demanding, direct, and utterly devoid of manners. A client commands a server to DeleteUser, and the server responds with a sterile 200 OK. No “Please,” no “Thank you,” no…